Need a distraction.
Hi there.
Oh, hey, Lara.
…
Oops, okay..
There’s just certain things I don’t want to dwell on right now.
Understandable. I’d offer you a drink.. it might help.. or hurt..
Nah, I don’t really drink. Besides, it would probably make me feel worse right now. Thanks, though.
Well what would you like to talk about?
Um. I don’t know…
Er, how did your free-pass make out go with Alaska?
Pretty good actually. The guys are still drooling. Pudge actually forgot to breathe for a minute.
BULLLSHIT.
OH really?! I can’t hear you over the tent in your pants!
jesaulous Chipp? i’;ll get to yo uin a minutee
omdgf shey guys larras a realyy good kiserr good choicew bppufhe
heyyyy puggdie your nexxtt
-aslksa
notr sdure how i was dragegd into thiss but thee crewew anf i are out driinking by the laske.
lololol i still haftat kiss lara 4got aboutt that
Still a bit sore from the break up.
Anyone on?
http://us5.chatzy.com/31179092094185
-Alaska
Honey, we broke up on Thursday. Have you not been listening?
I’m still sort of touchy on the subject, so I forgive you.
-Alaksa
You broke up with Jake?
Has no one been listening?!
No, it’s okay. Remember that… fight… at Jake’s house? Well, we kind of continued it over the phone. It was annoying. Long story short, I broke up with him and make out with Hank later that night.
Regrets? A few. But not enough to keep me down.
-Alaska
Honey, we broke up on Thursday. Have you not been listening?
I’m still sort of touchy on the subject, so I forgive you.
-Alaksa
Pudge: Thank you. That’s very sweet of you.
The Colonel: JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT CALLING GIRLS THAT?! HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING ABOUT FEMINISM??
-Alaska
You guys never talk to me. :c
Because you’re never on!
I miss you.
-Alaska
So
metaphorically-augustus-waters:
Who is this Augustus Waters I keep hearing about?
I do believe we have never been properly introduced.
-Alaska
Hellooooo. Alaska, yes? I’m Gus.
Finally.
Howdy, Gus. I’m Alaska Young. I’ve heard much about you. Don’t worry, most of it’s positive.
-Alaska
